UK PLAY LINKS
SERIES 2 -
All four Gents are sitting down wearing glasses.
Reece, Mark and Jeremy are discussing
politics whilst Steve plays with a stuffed
toy toad in the foreground.
Reece: Yeah, but Mark you can't ask the
government to be a council , you just
Jeremy: Yeah, but that's the point, the whole principle of
Mark: Yes, bu-
Steve: Shut up! They're doing a
All three are quiet and stare at the
Steve: Sorry about that. Welcome
back to UK Play's 'League of Gentlemen
Weekend'. You're about to see the first
episode of the Second Series, which is
called-ed 'Destination: Royston Vasey'. It
has a very frikening performance from Papa
Lazarou, a circus man who plays himself.
(Looks at the toy toad) Harvey doesn't
like him, do you Harvey? (Puts the toy
toad's hands over it's eyes and makes a
cute frightened noise).
EPISODE 1 - Advert Break
Steve is in a candlelit room.
Steve: After the break, part two
of Papa Lazarou in 'Destination: Royston
EPISODE 2 - Beginning
Mark, Reece and Steve (with toy toad on
his lap) are sitting at the back of the
room, rocking back and forth, as if
cavorting with Madam Palm and her five
lovely daughters. Jeremy is in the
foreground holding what looks like a
Jeremy: Coming up, Episode Two of
the second series of The League of
Gentlemen - the infamous sex episode. Look
out for the cameo from Wendy Craig in the
Steve wipes his hand on a tissue and
Reece lets out a strangled grunt, then
clears his throat.
EPISODE 2 - Advert Break
Jeremy is in a candlelit room.
Jeremy: After the break, part two of
'Lust for Royston Vasey'.
EPISODE 3 - Beginning
Steve, Mark and Jeremy are acting like
zombies in a gloomy corridor. Reece runs
through fighting them off whilst wearing
the Mask of Zorro.
Reece: And now Episode Three, 'A
Plague on Royston Vasey'; an episode which
proves that the pen is truly mightier than
and Mark growl and grab Reece who's
shouting and screaming
EPISODE 3 - Advert Break
Reece is in a candlelit room wearing his
Mask of Zorro.
Reece: Stay tuned for the second
half of 'A Plague on Royston Vasey'.
Pulls a rubber snake out of his jacket
EPISODE 4 - Beginning
Mark is standing in a dark tunnel
speaking to the camera as if presenting a
Mark: The Battle of Knaseby, proved
to be, the decisive conflict of the Civil
Mark suddenly stops and looks confused.
Mark: Oh sorry. Er, now Episode
Four: 'Death in Royston Vasey'.
EPISODE 4 - Advert Break
All four are in Queen 'Bohemian
Steve: More madness after these
EPISODE 5 - Beginning
Mark is dressed like a weird creature in
a blonde wig, with pink ears and flashing
red nose. He tries to escape from a cell
but Reece appears and pushes him back in.
Reece: Back! Back!
Reece turns to the camera and he is
wearing a Hitler moustache and comedy
Reece: And now for Episode Five,
'Anarchy in Royston Vasey'.
Mark: And cue the music. (Points
to the camera)
EPISODE 5 - Advert Break
Mark is still dressed in the wig, ears
and nose, and is holding a box of Crème
Mark: Hello I'm Anne. After the
break, more Creme Brulee.
EPISODE 6 - Beginning
Jeremy is tucking Mark, Steve and Reece
(who are acting like children) up in bed.
Jeremy: So that's all we've got time
for on The League of Gentlemen UK Play
Steve and Reece: Awwwww, Jeremy!
Jeremy: Alright, one more episode.
All three: Episode Six! Episode Six!
Reece: It's the one where Legz
Akimbo come back!
Steve: And they have the wedding in
Mark: (Really excited)
Jeremy: Don't spoil it! Alright,
Episode Six it is.
Mark, Steve and Reece giggle excitedly.
EPISODE 6 - Advert Break
Mark is in a candlelit room.
Mark: Coming up after the break, the
second half of Episode Six: 'Royston Vasey
and the Monster From Hell'.
SERIES 2 - Ending
All four Gents are tucked up in the bed.
Reece is wearing a Santa hat and Mark is
holding a toy duck. Steve's face is hidden
by the toy toad he is holding up.
Mark: Well that's it. Thanks for
watching UK Play's League of Gentlemen
Weekend. Stay tuned for some more delights.
And remember (points dramatically)
the world shall hear from us again...
(In a high-pitched voice) Goodbye!
They all start waving at the camera.
(His face appearing from behind the
Reece: Night night.
Jeremy, Mark and Steve pretend to fall
sleep, leaving Reece still waving at the
camera. Mark buries his head under Reece's
chin and snores loudly, as Reece scrunches
up his face and continues waving.
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